this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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