Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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