Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
