So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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