The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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