youre lurking in front of me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
