So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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