the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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