Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
