a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
