No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
