the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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