this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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