So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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