my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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