wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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