Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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