That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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