There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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