Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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