i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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