she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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