It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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