IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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