Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I believe in your delicious
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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