Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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