i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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