i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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