Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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