Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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