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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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