Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I supernannyed him into submission
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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