Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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