Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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