Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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