My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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