Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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