Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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