I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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