I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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