i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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