It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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