you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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