Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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