i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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