your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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