Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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