But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
