Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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