I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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