Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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