But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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