so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
