It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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