She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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