do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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